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Sonic at the Beach
By: Dee
Part one:
The Idea

Sonic grabbed his Surfboard. Knuckles, Tails, himself and his friends were at a beach. Knuckles, Sonic and Shadow were riding on the waves while Trt, Tikal and Becky were on the shore, having a conversation about computers, drinking mountain dew. Snuckles and Tails were making a Sand toilet because Sonic was complaining about the toilets being to far away.

A idea popped in Shadows little hedgehog brain. He whispered his idea to Knuckles, who grinned, then told Sonic who grinned. Then they went to the girls to tell them that they needed cash.

"Why?" Said Tikal as she pulled some cash from her pocket. "Well first of all, heh..." Said Shadow. "Were going to a Nude beach. You could tell by how Shadow said it that he was very, very, embarrassed. Tikal just rolled her eyes and gave them each 20 bucks.
"Hey little dude want to come with us to a Special beach?" Said Shadow. He always called Sknuckles little dude. Snuckles spines jumped up and his eyes glistened. "Yea! YA! YEAH!" He yelled. (He had no idea what special meant but he loved to be suprised.)"Okay you guys! This way!" Said Knuckles who was hyper.

They ran quickly across the hot sand all the way to a sign that said "Nude beach. Ages range from 14 to 50." Snuckles couldnt read but he didnt care.

The guards wouldnt let Snuckles in. "I WANT TO GO IN!!!" Yelled Snuckles and he started trying to beat up Shadow and Sonic because they said he couldnt. "Chill man!" Said Sonic. Dont make us all get banned! Just go back to everyone and you can use my Surfboard." "YAY!!!" Said Snuckles as he ran off. "Kids these days, to easy to please." Said
Shadow calmly in his cool voice.

Knuckles, Sonic, and Shadow went strait to the stripper booth where a girl that wanted to strip would go in and strip for them. Knuckles had to close his eyes because the stripper wanted him too. The stripper hold his hand and told him to open his eyes. He opened his eyes and blinked a little. Rouge was standing in front of him. She batted her eyes and smiled. "BLOODY MURDER YOUR UGLY!" Yelled Knuckles and he ran off and became lifeguard.

Sonic was told to close his eyes too. The stripper slowly took Sonics hand and made him caress her boobs. Sonic pulled his hand away because he knew his stripper was Amy Rose, whose boobs were half-size and very wrinkly. Sonic walked out of his booth and danced with a chick.

Shadow had good luck. His strippers had fights over him and he was getting high. Very. "Joy... Ecstasy..." He said.

Rouge was very pissed. She thought and thought and thought and couldnt come up with an idea to get up close and personal with Knuckles. Then finally she got a evil idea.

In the lifeguard chair sat knuckles, who was eating a piece of pizza when a girl was drifting off too far and was screaming like hell for help. Knuckles dived in the water to save her. Many people were watching Knuckles the Hero.

When Knuckles reached the girl, he grabbed her hand. When he was about 1/10th of the way back the girl grabbed his ass. Knuckles was shocked. He looked at the girl and noticed, that she was a bat. Her name was Rouge and she was horny and wanted it right now, but Knuckles would never want to date a bat. Especially a one that dresses like a whore and steals the Master Emerald pieces, besides think of their offspring!

Knuckles punched her in the face but she still held tight on his rear. He fired a energy beam at her hand and she let go. Then he swam away and was gonna fire a big blast at her but she grabbed his tail and pulled it near her.(Knuckles tail is crooked and now is strait because shes pulling on it.)

Then Rouge grabbed Knuckles foot and rubbed it against her face. This was a bad mistake. Knuckles made himself go backwards a bit then pushed off by putting his foot in her face and pushing off of it. Rouges head snapped back.


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  Part two:
The Hotel Sonic at the Beach
Part two, The Hotel
Rouge fell into the water, sinking. "Good riddance." Said Knuckles as he fired a beam strait threw her head. He swam back to the beach.
Everyone was staring at Knuckles. They couldn't believe he did that. "Let's go back, all our money is gone." Said Knuckles to Sonic and Shadow. "Dude. You just killed a chick at a Nude Beach." Shadow said in astonishment. "Is that a crime?" Said Knuckles. "Yes, at a nude beach it is." Answered back Sonic. "Shit. We better get going then!" Said Knuckles. "Yeah literally, if the cops know your name, you will be gone as a deer in a rifle target range." Said Shadow. They started running back to the other beach.
"Good you guys came back I was scared we would have to go back over there." Said TRT. "You will have to pay me back 60 bucks ya know." Said Tikal, staring at them as she opened the door to the hotel they were staying in. Even though Emerald Cost has a beach, they went on vacation to Florida and stayed in a hotel. There were 4 rooms. Snuckles and Tails shared a room, Shadow and Sonic shared a room, Tikal and Knuckles had their own rooms and Becky and TRT shared.
Tikal woke up in the middle of the night. Some one else was in her bed. She shook this persons shoulder. Sonic looked up. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE WITH SHADOW!" Yelled Tikal. She never liked Sonic that much and now he was in her bed while he could be with his other hedgehog friend. "Jeez I was kicked out because Shadow said I snored. And then Knuckles hit me to much." Said tired Sonic. "Good I was scared you were being perverted." Said Tikal as she went back to sleep. Then Sonic soon found out that all Echidnas kick and hit in their sleep.
Tails snarled. He too knew that echidnas move in their sleep. He had bruises all over him. And his nose was bleeding. Snuckles must have been dreaming about killing someone or something cause he had kicked Tails head. Tails got up and went into Knuckles room.
Tails was about to get in bed in Knuckles bed when he found out Shadow was there with Becky. Now he was confused. He went into each room. Now Tikal and Knuckles were in the same bed, kicking and flailing their arms around in sleep. Sonic told Becky she could go sleep with the black man. So Becky finally did go to a different bedroom when Sonic paid her 50 dollars. So Sonic was with TRT.
Tails, when in hallway, heard someone walking towards him. He grabbed the nearest weapon (part of the carpet), and hurled it behind him. "Ouch! Tails!" Said Sonic. "God, I get up to go to the bathroom and somebody throws the floor at me!"
Tikal woke up. Again some one was in her bed. She looked over and saw a Red person. She wished that she could have the bed to herself. Then she got an Idea. She grabbed the blanket and a pillow and jumped on the floor. She decided it would be better then being cramped near a cold-blooded killer.
Knuckles was walking down a street. It started raining. Then the whole world got flooded and drinking fountains broke. A Firetruck hosed down Knuckles with water. Knuckles woke up. He had to go. Bad. He jumped to the floor and tripped on something. The something then grabbed him and threw him against a wall. The thing yelled at him "DON'T STEP ON ME!!!!!" It was orange and had long spines. Knuckles realized it was Tikal. The side of her stomach was bleeding from the rubber on Knuckles shoe. Knuckles ran out to go to the bathroom.
Knuckles came back. Relaxed. He was about to get in bed when he felt bad for Tikal. He had hit her in his sleep, stepped on her side and took up all of her bed. He shook Tikal's shoulder. She looked at him. "huh? What?" said Tikal, who was confused. "Move it your sleeping on the bed, Ill sleep on the ground." Now this really confused Tikal. "What are you on Knuckles???" Tikal asked. "Nothin' now get up!" He said. "Really Knuckles! You have to be on something!" Said Tikal, as she got up, looking up at him. "Whatever," Said Knuckles as he lay down on the floor. This is scaring me... thought Tikal. Whatever... She got on the bed and went to sleep.
TRT sat up. She couldn't sleep. She looked over at Sonic. Sonic had his eyes open but was looking t