A day in the like of SUZAKI!!

Once one morning when Suzaki was walking around is fred meyers, a freaky raper dude started following her. She sensed him before he had even walked in. he ran up behind her as fast as sonic the hedgehog but, that was not fast enough. She flung her hand up and simply said, hello, mocking Cooler. He would have been extremely surprised if he hadnt been knocked out instantly. He fell over backwards. AWHAT?!?! what happened??!!? AHHGG!! What wrong are you okay?!?“ suzaki said in a panicy voice. She tried to help the raper man up but then she noticed he wasn=t moving. She was acting as if he never had attempted to do anything to her. The man had a bloody face and apperantly been knocked unconcious. ASomebody help this poor man!!@ yelled suzaki. Some people came and she ran to the nearest phone and called 119. The police answered and she told them the situation. Soon the medics arrived and they took him away. Suzaki was not a true whitness. She did not really see what had happened. Then Suzaki dissappeared without a trace.

*a while later*

Suzaki is walking along the sidewalk for no apparent reason. She sees a figure jogging towards her. It appeared to be Jade, but Suzaki had sensed ice cream in Jade!! Jade jogs by, not even noticing her friend.

Suzaki: JJJAAAAAADDDDEEE!!!!

Jade was extremely suprised by this, so she tripped.

Jade: GYAAAHH!!

Jade tried to prevent herself from falling,

Jade: EEEEEEeeeeee......

but she slowly made her way to the pavement ground

Jade: ow.

Suzaki jumped to Jade.

Suzaki: HALLO!!! (yelling in Jades ear)

Jades hair went straight up and she went into turtle mode. And she started to make pissed twitching Medabee sounds because she was irratated by the chaos happening around her.

Suzaki: You must of eaten a sea full of ice cream I suppose!!!

Jade: HELL YEAH!! Im burning off it all right now!

Jade is back up and jogging in place. Suzaki notices jade newly founded pot belly and points to it.

Suzaki: Wut=s THAT?!?!?

Jade: Its something humans like to call a A p o t t b e l l y .@

Suzaki: COOL!!!!!! can I have one??

Jade: The guys says its Anot kewl@ so thats why im jogging.

Suzaki: ?

Jade: I dunno, they said that it will kill you in two days if you don=t get rid of it.

Suzaki: O_O hurry!! Runn!! Runnn!!!

Jade: I WILL WORK HARDER!!

Suzaki: YES!! Go get em!!

Jade: get what?

Suzki:..... I dunno. Just go run.

Jade: ALLLRIIIGHTY THAN!!!

Jade runs of at top speed.

Jade runs in a perfectly straight line.

Jade circles the globe and is now next to Suzaki again.

Suzaki: ?

Jade: :D I just circled the globe in 2 minutes!!

Suzaki: 0.o

Jade=s potbelly friend dissappears!!

Suzaki: ITS GONE!!!!!

Jade: HOLY MONKEY SHIT!!

They both stare at Jades lil tummy.

Suzaki: WOW DUDE!! We gotta tell this to King!!!!

Jade: AIGHT!

Suzaki: AIGHT!

Jade and Suzaki: AIGHT!!

They both run off to find the black man of the century.

*even more later*

King is sitting indian style on the sidewalk

King: Wow... your telling me... that JADE HAD A POTBELLY!?!?!?

Suzaki: YEAH and only for 30 minutes!!!

Jade feeling special: yeeah! It was very intense, but I pulled it off!!

King: HOW???

Jade: o.o

Suzaki: o.o

King: HOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Jade and Suzaki: o.o

Jade: were not supposed to tell you.

King: AND WHY NOT??

Suzaki: uhh. Well.. Its patented.. You see..

King: I DON’T FUCKING CARE TELL ME NOW FOR I AM THE KING AND YOU WILL STRP IN MY WRATH!!!

Suzaki: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suzaki and Jade run away.

People stare at King.

King: WHAT?? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKIN AT?!?!?

The people still stare at the black changeling/Ice-jin man. In response, King shoots off all their heads with mini destructo discs. King then notices that a bunch of people saw it happen so he kills them. Then he decides its easier if he uses the flashy thing. All the people gather, and King pulls out his flashy thing, and zaps them with it. They all forget everything that happened in the last 15 minutes.

People: Who am I? What am I? Where am I? What time is it? Why am i here? How am I here? What am I doing? Etc.